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“Let It Go” parody
Performed by Sasja Smolders (formerly Sasja Vice)
Music by BassBeastJD
Lyrics by Joe Fulgham

“Make It Gross” appears in the Caustic Soda podcast “Freezing” episode.

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The guys speak low on the show today
A bronze bull is getting hot
A cry of pain escapes its mouth
And puts my stomach into knots

Evil duos creeping in the corner of my mind
Just can’t deal with it, I know they’re right behind…

And now I’m blind, I just can’t see
What is this thing that’s crawling inside me?
I learn and burn, ‘cause now I know
This fucking show

Make it gross, make it gross
Please tell me things I’ll abhor
Make it gross, make it gross
So I pass out on the floor

I don’t care
What you’re going to say
Tell me awful things
Make my own troubles seem far away

It’s funny how child labor
Makes traffic seem not bad
And the stuff that used to bug me
is just a little sad.

I want to see what I can take
To test my limits till they break
bed bugs, tumors, self surgery
Ted Bundy

Make it gross, make it gross
I can deal with infanticide
Make it gross, make it gross
You’ll never see me cry

I don’t care
What you’re going to say
Tell me awful things

A teratoma is a lump of nasty gore
This maggot cheese just wants to go and crawl right out the door
And one thought pierces me just like a neutron blast
I am a Soda Jerk
This stuff is such a gas

Make it gross, make it gross,
Ocular myiasis be damned
Make it gross, make it gross,
And after I’ll still stand.

I don’t care
What you’re going to say
Fecal emesis
Makes my own troubles seem far away.