Fecal Matters

Warning: This podcast is full of shit! Drop the kids off at the pool, lay some brown carpet, make some trouser chili, take a load off your mind, put Number Two in command of the bridge, relax and enjoy!

Hey, you don’t mind if I keep the images to a minimum, right? We all know what we’re talking about. Nobody needs to see it. Just imagine your own Count Dooku is pictured up here and let’s just move on, shall we?

Music: Powerhouse by Raymond Scott

Videos

Links

Movie Reviews

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Toren: 4/10
Joe: 5/10

Caddyshack
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 7/10

Dogma
Toren: 5/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 7/10

Team America World Police
Toren: 7/10 I guess
Kevin: 6/10
Joe: 8/10

Trainspotting
Toren: 8/10
Kevin: 10/10
Joe: 10/10

34 Responses

  1. POOP: Delicious but deadly!

    A friend of mine played on the Canadian rugby team with my brother. They were playing a friendly in Fiji. During the game he got rake by an opposing player with his cleats. This opened up a wound on his leg. This is a typical rugby injury.

    However, a week or two later, the injury didn’t get better. In fact it got worse and had to go to the hospital. It was there, the doctors discovered he had contracted Flesh Eating Disease.

    The cause…

    Apparently the field was a location where hundreds of birds liked to hang out. They pooped all over the fields. The grounds keeping was rather lax. So the field was covered with bird poop, poop that apparently contained the flesh eating bacteria.

  2. POOP: Delicious but deadly!

    A friend of mine played on the Canadian rugby team with my brother. They were playing a friendly in Fiji. During the game he got rake by an opposing player with his cleats. This opened up a wound on his leg. This is a typical rugby injury.

    However, a week or two later, the injury didn’t get better. In fact it got worse and had to go to the hospital. It was there, the doctors discovered he had contracted Flesh Eating Disease.

    The cause…

    Apparently the field was a location where hundreds of birds liked to hang out. They pooped all over the fields. The grounds keeping was rather lax. So the field was covered with bird poop, poop that apparently contained the flesh eating bacteria.

  3. A lot of video games feature poo in some form, however, they all pale in comparison to Conker’s Bad Fur Day’s Great Mighty Poo bossfight.

    Obviously not safe for work or family settings.

  4. Ugh, Toren, thanks for the poop in a bag story. Shudders all around on that one.

    Pop culture: wasn’t John Rambo doused in sewage in one of the First Blood POW flashbacks?

    Pop culture II: Austin Powers mistaking Fat Bastard stool for coffee. “Tastes a little nutty,” doesn’t he say?

  5. Ugh, Toren, thanks for the poop in a bag story. Shudders all around on that one.

    Pop culture: wasn’t John Rambo doused in sewage in one of the First Blood POW flashbacks?

    Pop culture II: Austin Powers mistaking Fat Bastard stool for coffee. “Tastes a little nutty,” doesn’t he say?

  6. Okay, I listened to this episode on my way to work Tuesday morning. I confess that I laughed until I was crying and could barely see the road when Toren referred to “backing the brown Cadillac out of the garage.”

    1. You should have tried being in the room while he was telling his poop in a bag story. Utter loss of composure.

  7. As soon as I saw there was a feces podcast, I KNEW the poop in a bag story was going to be on it. Thank you for fulfilling my expectations! 🙂

    1. Sweet fancy Moses, that’s absolutely horrifying. However, Megacolon would be a sweet supervillain name.

  8. Very funny guys – the funniest episode yet!!

    I’m pretty sure that poop is not 3/4 water, 1/3 bacteria and 1/3 food waste, unless your poop is much bigger than mine!

  9. Very funny guys – the funniest episode yet!!

    I’m pretty sure that poop is not 3/4 water, 1/3 bacteria and 1/3 food waste, unless your poop is much bigger than mine!

  10. Hey guys,

    Loved the podcast. I write a blog dedicated to finding and documenting the Brown Bandit, a fecal terrorist at my workplace. Check it out, there are tons of pictures.

  11. Was listening to old episodes and remembered watching Movie 43 (not really recommended) and recalled there was a poop bit in it culminating in this: http://youtu.be/3ySkKnXO6_U?t=6m5s

    You can watch the whole bit if you want or just the 20 seconds from the bookmark.

  12. Was listening to old episodes and remembered watching Movie 43 (not really recommended) and recalled there was a poop bit in it culminating in this: http://youtu.be/3ySkKnXO6_U?t=6m5s

    You can watch the whole bit if you want or just the 20 seconds from the bookmark.

  13. This week two coworkers and I drank Soylent for lunch and I decided to test the blue food coloring changes the color of your poo. Over yesterday and today I drank a whole bottle of blue food coloring. You can’t very well check the bowl while on the toilet so I looked at the first wipe, and Success! I got the green of a well maintained lawn. The green of Photosynthesis. I’m listening to this episode in celebration.

  14. Hmm. What is the name of the intermission song? It’s the same song that y’all sing when you are denoting factory precision. It’s not ‘Powerhouse’ By Raymond Scott as that song is different. So what is the name of the ‘factory’ song? I have been wanting to know for over a year. Thanks!

  15. Hmm. What is the name of the intermission song? It’s the same song that y’all sing when you are denoting factory precision. It’s not ‘Powerhouse’ By Raymond Scott as that song is different. So what is the name of the ‘factory’ song? I have been wanting to know for over a year. Thanks!

  16. You guys just got me reprimanded at my bank job for laughing so loud and long that I became a disturbance. I couldn’t stop; I also couldn’t explain anything about the humor of pooping in bags or eating while pooping or brillo pad poop or emerald tree boas in toilets or even fecal transplants (EUUUUW!). Well…not if I wanted to stay employed…
    Also, you’ve ruined that music for me. I will forever see someone squatted on a conveyor belt now.

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