Season 1 Archives - Caustic Soda

Seven Deadly Sins: Wrath

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 20:41:48 +0000

In our fifth (and extra-explicit) installment of The Seven Deadly Sins, we discuss road rage (and “Carma”), catharsis, destructotherapy, “going postal,” the true story of the Count of Monte Cristo, the Hulk, Christian Bale and other purveyors of WRATH!

Music: “Uuugh!” by Xavier Cugat

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Videos

American Psycho

Links

Cracked.com

Road rage stories from you – our listeners:

Chaz L I used to get horrilbe road rage years ago. I’d do the typical stuff like pull up beside a person, give em the bird while screaming obsensities and blasting my horn. I followed one guy home, smashed my car into his mailbox and sped off, but one day my speedometer broke. I couldn’t see how so slow(or fast) I was driving, and all my anger vanished. By the time I got it fixed my road rage had vanished. Yay!

Will A Not really a story, but a number of years ago, during the “freedom fries” era, I forced a dude off the road for having a “France sucks” sticker on his bumper. He wasn’t hurt, or anything, but it still probably wasn’t the coolest thing to do. He shook his fist at me in a “get off my lawn” sort of way, though, which made it awesome.

Adam J Best story i have for road rage is about my cousin. If he was cut up badly or really put in danger by the other driver he would follow them home and shout at them or if they got away he would drive down the same road at the same time for weeks looking for them.

Movies
American Psycho
Kevin: 10/10
Joe: 8/10

Raging Bull
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 10/10
Joe: 9/10

Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan
Toren: 9/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 9/10

Office Space
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 9/10

V for Vendetta
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 10/10
Joe: 9/10

The Hulk
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 5/10
Joe: 4/10

The Incredible Hulk
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 7/10
Joe: 5/10

Goodfellas
Toren: 8/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 10/10

Untouchables
Toren: 5/10
Kevin: 9/10
Joe: 8/10

Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
Kevin: 6/10
Joe: 7/10

Punisher (1989)
Toren: 3/10
Kevin: 1/10

Punisher (2004)
Toren: 5/10
Kevin: 7/10

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A Very Caustic Christmas

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 07:23:36 +0000

Was the star of Bethlehem a supernova? What raunchy pagan festivals did Christianity co-opt for Jesus’ birthday? How many butchered children did Saint Nick resurrect, and who was St Nick’s demonic sidekick? Is Santa Claus just Odin One-Eye rebranded? Also, tragic reindeer death! Watch out deipnophobes – it’s the Christmas episode of Caustic Soda!

Music: John Kirby & His Orchestra “Bounce of the Sugar Plum Fairies”

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Videos

Movies

Bad Santa

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Toren: 9/10
Joe: 8/10
Kevin: 6/10

It’s A Wonderful Life
Toren: 7/10
Joe: 7/10
Kevin: 2/10

Scrooged
Toren: 6/10
Joe: 8/10
Kevin: 5/10

Gremlins
Toren: 6/10
Joe: 6/10
Kevin: 7/10

Die Hard
Toren: 7/10
Joe: 9/10
Kevin: 9/10

Elf
Toren: 7/10
Joe: 7/10

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey version)
Joe: 6/10
Kevin: 8/10

The Santa Clause
Kevin: 6/10

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Seven Deadly Sins: Pride

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 08:17:55 +0000

Caustic Soda is PROUD to present our newest installment on the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride. We discuss body dysmorphic disorder, comorbidity,cankles, foot binding, stiletto heels & Morton’s neuroma, botched plastic surgery, liposuction death, and the Fonz vs The Situation.

Music: “In an 18th Century Drawing Room” Raymond Scott

This episode is brought to you by Jett’s Toy Hutt!

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Lesser of Two Evils: Attacked by a Grizzly bear, or have “foot binding” performed on your feet? What would you decide and why?

Movies
Zoolander
Toren:4/10
Joe: 7/10
Kevin: 5/10

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Bears

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 05:33:28 +0000

Bears! Polar bears, grizzly bears, brown bears, black bears, panda bears and yes, we even talk about poohs! You’ll hear about bears eating faces, butchering families, and guarding marijuana grow-ops. So they’re not all bad.

Music: “When yuba plays the rhumba on the tuba” – Spike Jones

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Videos

Polar Bear Zoo Attack

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Seven Deadly Sins – Sloth

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 03:32:45 +0000

Thaasophobics, never fear! We did a lot of work looking at sloth (and sloths!), idleness, apathy, avolition, aboulia and laziness! The result is here for your enjoyment and disgust.

Music: Lazy River by Louis Prima

Less of Two Evils: Sloth vs. Gluttony. Which way would you rather die: By eating yourself to death or by doing nothing but playing video games until you died? Tell us in the comments!

Videos

The Best of Black Books (embedding disabled, sorry)

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Movies
The Big Lebowski:
Joe: 10/10
Toren: 10/10
Kevin: 10/10

Simpsons Movie
Joe: 7/10
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 8/10

The Goonies:
Toren: 5/10
Kevin: 3/10

Se7en:
Joe: 8/10
Toren: 8/10
Kevin: 9/10

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Explosions

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:54:34 +0000

Today we talk about explosions. High and low, big and… well, mostly big. Frightening, deadly and completely uncontrolled!

Music: Kablam by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

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Videos

The Rock
Kevin: 7/10
Joe: 6/10
Toren: 5/10

Die Hard
Kevin: 9/10
Joe: 9/10
Toren: 7/10

The Siege
Joe: 5/10

Star Wars
Kevin: 9/10
Joe: 8/10
Toren: 9/10

Transformers
Kevin: 7/10
Joe: 5/10 but enjoyable anyway.
Toren: 7/10

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Seven Deadly Sins – Greed

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:57:57 +0000

Chris “Sword of the Stars” Stewart joins us to discuss the fourth circle of Hell, Marcu Licinius Crassus’ realty schemes, El Dorado, war profiteering, Ponzi schemes, Ford & the nazis, Uncle Scrooge and the poor little rich boy.

I’d write a bigger introduction, but these letters are MINE ALL MINE! Today on Caustic Soda: Greed!

Music: “With Plenty of Money and You” – The Ink Spots

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Movies

Meet John Doe (NOT Mr Deeds Goes to Town)
Toren: 7/10

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
Toren: 6/10

Trading Places
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 7/10

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 6/10
Joe: 6/10

Peewee’s Big Adventure
Toren: 10/10
Kevin: 4/10
Joe: 9/10

Blood Diamond
Joe: 7/10

Wall Street
Kevin: 8/10

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Deformity

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:36:51 +0000

Kerberos Productions‘ Chris “Stewie” Stewart joins us to talk about physical deformities. Ribeiroia, sirenomelia, and a whole bunch of other complicated and disturbing words are discussed!

Music: Gooble-Gobble from Tod Browning’s Freaks.

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Links

Lake Athabasca Deformed Fish

Movies

X-Men
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 9/10
Joe: 8/10

The Elephant Man
Toren: 7/10

Mask
Kevin: 6/10
Joe: 7/10

Total Recall
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 7/10
Stewie: 6/10

Tod Browning’s Freaks
Kevin: 7/10

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923: Silent – Lon Chaney)
Kevin: 7/10

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939: Talkie – Charles Laughton)
Kevin: 6/10

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Seven Deadly Sins – Gluttony

Joe Fulgham — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 07:47:25 +0000

Part one of our seven part series on the Seven Deadly Sins: GLUTTONY! With special guest Chris “Stewie” Stewart. How do you cook a cockatrice? What is hyalophagia? Do some animals eat until they explode? Who was ‘The King Who Ate Himself to Death?’ Plus more competitive eating records.

Sorry this episode went up late — we were gorging on Halloween candy!

Music: Andrews Sisters “Too Fat Polka”

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MOVIES
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 6/10
Joe: 7/10

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 7/10
Joe: 7/10

Fat Albert

Stand By Me
Toren: 7.5/10
Kevin: 7/10
Joe: 7/10

Ghostbusters
Toren: 10/10
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 9/10

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Caustic Soda at Bodyworlds

Joe Fulgham — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 10:32:07 +0000

Recorded on-location at the Telus World of Science Bodyworlds exhibit, Caustic Soda takes a look at the fascinating, gruesome world of the human body. A big thanks to Pam Saunders for not only organizing our visit but leading us through and answering all our dumbass questions!

Music: Your Feet’s Too Big by The Ink Spots

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Want to see more of what we’re talking about in this podcast? Head to Bodyworlds!

MOVIES
The Mummy
Kevin: 6/10
Joe: 6/10

Hellraiser
Toren: 6/10
Kevin: 7/10

The Cell
Kevin: 8/10
Joe: 4/10

Cube
Toren: 7/10
Kevin: 8/10

Hollow Man
Kevin: 5/10

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